"u of t" Stories

Content warning: Depictions of public bathrooms & potty humour.

"They ran out of tofu!"

"What?" Yanfei whirls around in her chair, miserable dumpling forgotten. "But there was such a big tray out earlier!"

"People must have taken it all." Hu Tao shrugs. "That was fast. Maybe they'll have more later." A stomach gurgles, and she chuckles. "I guess I'll have to get something else — wait. That wasn't me."

"Bath…room…" Xingqiu's face is pale as he queasily stands, clutching his stomach. Without another word, he dashes off in the direction of the nearest restroom.